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Anonymous

4/4/2020 17:00

 
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML

Where in the world is a pub open?



Don’t take “today” too litterally. All FML’s must start with “today” even if the story actually happened 10 years ago.



That’s kind of what Tinder is designed for.

Is the FML that he didn’t have a love-glove or that he didn’t ravish you on his yacht?



Where in the world is a pub open?



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Don’t take “today” too litterally. All FML’s must start with “today” even if the story actually happened 10 years ago.



Question, did you CONSENT to any sex, bareback or not?



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OP, so you’re saying that your Tinder date had really bad “bedroom” technique??? Gee, that’s too bad. 🙁 Maybe he just needs more practice – or perhaps said lighthouse was too phallically intimidating for him to perform as intended, no?

–Added the apparently necessary: [/S – is for sarcasm; sheesh!]





Where in the world is there a pub still open



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Iran, Russia, and lots of other (totalitarian-run) countries where supposedly there is no coronavirus (per their gov’t-owned media outlets)….



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Kelsey Johnson
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so much for social distancing



I thought that was what Tinder was for. It’s not a hookup thing?

 

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