There’s a lot happening on social media, more than any one person can safely keep up with. Do you need to know about it? At Hall Monitor, we provide you with a digest to help you make up your mind.
The world is changing faster than the internet can meme it. Just yesterday, the stock markettook a historic plunge, Broadwayshuttered, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeauself-quarantined, and a state health officialestimatedthere could be 100,000 cases of covid-19 in Ohio alone. Congressperson Katherine Clark neatly summed up the situation on Thursday,telling NPRthat Americans will need to make “dramatic changes in our lifestyles.”
Meanwhile, our nation’s content creators, young and old, have showed little sign of slowing down. If anything, the first pandemic of the 2020s suggests a need to expand the internet’s informal bylaws. For any given topic, there will not only be porn of it (which we now have for covid-19), but also a YouTube conspiracy, a TikTok banger, an Instagram meme, a reddit forum, a Snapchat filter, an emoji, and a parody Twitter account.
Does lol-ing in the face of catastrophe suggest a callous detachment from reality? Or does it help us cope with that which we cannot control? And is that good or bad or what? Such determinations fall far beyond a simple hall monitor’s purview, and in light of current events, we will be suspending sentences until further notice.
Thanks to TikTok’s unofficial virus anthem, the teens of 2020 are now on “Corona Time.” Corona Time was ushered in by sneezing pranksat the gym,on the subway, and what appears to be adepartment store. It’s a time for crackingdark generational jokes, divining dystopianvisions, and entertainingfantasiesofdeveloping teen superpowersà la the 2018 movieDarkest Minds.
With Costco’s shelves emptying, the day is darkening on Corona Time. While some perch high on theirtoilet paper thrones, the stockpilers who’ve long been amassingpersonal reservoirs of hand sanitizeroffer their wisdom:
Hall monitor’s note:Voucher for one free “told-ya-so” from the coupon crowd.
Hall monitor’s note:See the office.
If you’re feeling ew/icky/P.U./stinky/gross/curious about the spread of the lethal virus, you can jam those undesirable brain demons into a Bitmoji for a series ofcustomized cartoon PSAs. Over on Snapchat, filters will simulate an at-homecovid-19 test,a protective face mask, and the telltalegreen hairof the virus. Just don’t try look for similar filters on Instagram: the platformhas bannedAR effects “which claim to predict, diagnose, treat, or cure coronavirus.”
Hall monitor’s note:Good job Facebook?
Hall monitor’s note:Extra homework
Others have foundcreative inspirationin the virus.
Hall monitor’s note:Hall monitors are not art critics.
Semestersabroadare off, but the good-looking adults of travel-gram continue to roam the earth on foot and paddle boat. Be inspired to know that this womanwon’t be deterredfrom striking a pose on Italy’s Amalfi Coast. Elsewhere, a food bloggerruminateson how covid-19 might affect travel logistics over a gluten-free custard-filled choux bun from Rome’s Piazza Navona. And yet another poster wonders if they shouldcancelan upcoming journey whilst paddling in the clear blue waters of Bora Bora. Proposed Rule 51: When in doubt, post throwbacks.
- If you see a coronavirus profile on Tinder, swipe right. [Twitter]
- Steer clear of Facebook medical “experts” at all costs. [Wired]
- Before acting on a stranger’s advice, ask yourself: Does this man have a degree in medicine, journalism, finance, criminology, or law? Is he drawing from peer-reviewed texts? Is he TikToking from an office setting?
Get well soon. [TikTok]