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My favorite thing about joke D&D alignment charts is that I am always, alwaysChaotic Good. I just can’t avoid my nature, and everybody knows it.

Lawful Good:washing your hands, social distancing, and forwarding your mom’s pandemic advice emails to your friends

Neutral Good:taking loong moody walks by yourself at weird hours of the day

Chaotic Good:having a facetime tinder hookup and venmoing your service industry friends what you would have spent at the bar

Lawful Neutral:writing a series of poems/personal essays on what “distance” means to you

True Neutral:putting aside your manuscript to watch all 543 episodes of chopped

Chaotic Neutral:adopting a lizard

Lawful Evil:hoarding hand sanitizer and toilet paper

Neutral Evil:exacerbating panic and yelling at people on the internet

Chaotic Evil:having the privilege and resources to be able to self-isolate and choosing not to because this is America and you feel fine

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